After 4 weeks

Think I could hit 70 this year?

Overall standings:
1. Ammon - 24
2. Ed - 21
3. Patrick & Eric - 18
5. Gabe - 17
6. Henk - 12
7. Gary - 11
8. Chris - 9
9. Don - 6

Week 4 results:
Ammon: Kemp 3, Cabrera 3, Holliday 1, Votto 1. (Kemp 3 is now programmed into my AutoText.)
Chris: Konerko 2.
Don: Fielder 1.
Ed: Grandy 2, Swisher 2, Beltre 2.
Eric: Napoli 1, Kinsler 1, Ortiz 4 (including 2 vs. OAK Monday night, so, f u Papi.)
Gabe: Longoria 1, Hamilton 1.
Gary: Freese 2, Ethier 1, Stanton 1 (off the doug-nuts!), Trumbo 1.
Both of Gary's bench players also hit home runs, leading the Lip Pike Rules Committee to discuss whether or not to put a "Bingo" score in next season, i.e. 3 bonus points if all six of your players hit dingers. This guy would like that.

Henk: Adam Dunn 1, Adam Jones 1. Henk has Adam Lind on the bench, and now we are waiting for him to pick up Adam Kennedy and Adam LaRoche.
Patrick: A-Rod, Bruce 4, Buster 2, Upton 1. Braun scored 4 on the bench, 3 of them Monday night in SD, with a triple on the fourth at-bat.

Transactions:
Ed: moved Swisher to bench, Cuban Missile into lineup.
No other moves? Is there anyone out there?!? It's only been a month; don't give up yet! Ammon's already earmarked your money for beer and waffles.

Waiver claim order:
Don, Chris, Gary, Henk, Gabe, Eric, Patrick, Ed, Ammon.

This week's sign Don is not paying attention:
I have never received an Email from him.
Ever.
I was going to post a picture of his favorite person in the world, Neriah Davis, to draw him out, but I could not find a single one where she was wearing clothes. Blame Google.

Top Free Agents

Player	Tm	points
Edwin Encarnacion	TOR	11
Matt Wieters	BAL	9
Luke Scott	TBR	8
Bryan LaHair	CHC	8
Ramon Hernandez	COL	7
Chase Headley	SDP	7
Ryan Ludwick	CIN	6
Michael Saunders	SEA	6
Billy Butler	KCR	5
Matthew Joyce	TBR	5
Kevin Youkilis	BOS	5
Nolan Reimold	BAL	5
Mike Aviles	BOS	5
Cody Ross	BOS	5
Gerardo Parra	ARI	5
Eric Hosmer	KCR	5
Carlos Beltran	STL	5
Pedro Alvarez	PIT	5
Omar Infante	MIA	5